Whether you want to admit it or not, women love sex. They also love talking about it with their girlfriends. It may not always be appropriate, but imagine if you could just say it all with no consequence and no embarrassment. Most of the time real-life conversation stays pretty clean, like talking about what your favorite positions are. Fortunately for you, this is not a live conversation. It is a glimpse into what a group of 5 real women actually talked about in a (semi) anonymous setting. This is your chance to be a fly on the wall and get down to the nitty gritty. Names have been changed to protect the (not-so) innocent.
Now about those positions….Amy says it’s a hard to choose, she likes them all. When she’s in no real mood other than just getting the deed done, she chooses missionary. When she’s feeling in charge, it’s not surprising that she likes to be on top. That definitely can make a woman feel sexy. If she’s feeling kinky, Amy likes to try all new positions. She wishes she could do it standing up, but her husband is so much taller than her, it just won’t work. Yeah, it is great to be tall, especially because my husband is tall too. We fit together nicely, if I do say so myself. Cameron agrees standing works well, but as far as her pleasure is concerned, on top is always the quickest way to finish her off.
Poor Rachel has such back problems that she can’t even do anything other than the standard. Once upon a time in a healthier state, she loved being on top. Seems that most of the girls agree, being on top works best, except of course when you are trying to conceive. You’ll do it any which way you can. Layla is floored that I asked her to pick just one. Her and Zach just discovered a great new one. Basically, the woman lies on her back on the bed, the man stands with knees bent to get the right height, and she puts her feet on his shoulders or wherever is most comfortable. Her words to describe this were “Ohhh, yeah! Ya hafta get creative when yer makin’ babies.” Speaking of making babies, when I asked how many times a week they got baby dancing, she said between 3 to 4, but it depends. You could scare moths out of their bed the week of Aunt Flo, but just before O (that’s ovulation, not orgasm) time, it’s every single night, like clockwork, whether they want to or not. One thing she discovered through this is that sometimes just going to the party really does make you want to stay. Um hello, I say that all the time!
So while we are on the subject of the party, how about vibrators? Spill it! Who has one, two, three, five, ten…? What color? Do you like a certain one better than others? Is there a specific place you purchase them? Amy says she has several… (too many to count). Her husband will order pornos online and get cheapie ones for free. Her favorite one is this gold metal coated plastic one, that she got from Adam & Eve. It is cool because it is cold when you first start, but warms up as you go! Cameron has just one… it is purple latex, soft rubber with the real looking veins. She got it in some kink shop in upstate New York and plans on getting the same one for her maid of honor’s Christmas gift. Her motto is that everyone should own one. Kara has a pretty big purple dildo and a small pink vibrator. She likes the pink one better, because it vibrates. Of course nymphomaniac Eliza has them all: Turbo Wabbit , Regular Wabbit, Diving Dolphin, G-Spot vibrator, regular purple wonder, a realistic looking one that bends just enough, the silver bullet with car adapter (Hmm, and here I thought cell phones were distracting) and she loves them all. Then you have the women that say, “Oh, I don’t need one, my man takes care of me.” Please, refer to Cameron’s motto because sometimes there is very little that compares to “taking care” of yourself.
